First, open up 5 bananas (one after another), take maybe a bite or two, but keep opening them and leave them on the counter.
Try to look all innocent and clueless when she finds you:
Ask your mom to put the bananas in a blender along with pineapple juice and coconut milk.
Smile and laugh, your plan to make smoothies worked!
What’s a smoothie without frozen strawberries?!
Ask mom for the strawberries and add them to the blender for her.
Count them as you add them: one… two… three… four…
Put the lid on first! Then press the button.
For extra fun, take the top off while the blender is going and FREAK your mom out!
Tell her it looks like a belly button, and she’ll calm down a bit. 😉
At this point, she’ll probably want a picture of you with your smoothie.
One picture turns into 50 and before long, you’ll miss Curious George.
Just grab it and GO before she can even get a chance…